sbellelauren: i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
sbellelauren: i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
View ArticleFATJEW: "The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel everyday"...
FATJEW: "The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel everyday" #ClassicStonerIdea
View ArticleEliBraden: "Make cave drawing. It last longer." - Bitchy cave-woman
EliBraden: "Make cave drawing. It last longer." - Bitchy cave-woman
View ArticlesucittaM: I can usually get in a good 8 second banshee shriek while using any...
sucittaM: I can usually get in a good 8 second banshee shriek while using any given revolving door.
View Articledrdrew: We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we...
drdrew: We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. -Aristotle
View ArticleFATJEW: "There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should...
FATJEW: "There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it." #amirite
View ArticleixSEANxi: Going out with only 58% battery on my phone. I've never been more...
ixSEANxi: Going out with only 58% battery on my phone. I've never been more terrified.
View ArticlePaulyPeligroso: Accidentally had foil in the microwave and dubstepped.
PaulyPeligroso: Accidentally had foil in the microwave and dubstepped.
View Articlerobdelaney: My cousin Jerry just told me there are people who do marijuana...
robdelaney: My cousin Jerry just told me there are people who do marijuana DURING THE DAYTIME!
View ArticleSchindizzle: Divorce rates would be much lower if valid marriage licenses...
Schindizzle: Divorce rates would be much lower if valid marriage licenses were required to buy "Family Size" chips.
View ArticlePaulyPeligroso: My only real goal in life is to fart loud enough to trigger a...
PaulyPeligroso: My only real goal in life is to fart loud enough to trigger a car alarm.
View Articlelunchyprices: I hope I don't see anyone I know today.
lunchyprices: I hope I don't see anyone I know today.
View Articlerobdelaney: Do you think after Colin Firth makes love to a woman he says,...
robdelaney: Do you think after Colin Firth makes love to a woman he says, "Boom. You just got hit by a Firthquake."?
View ArticleSchindizzle: It should be a law that if you correctly guess someone's name in...
Schindizzle: It should be a law that if you correctly guess someone's name in the mall, they have to buy you whatever you want at the food court.
View ArticleTheThryll: Well la de da, you clip your potato chip bags closed. Look who's...
TheThryll: Well la de da, you clip your potato chip bags closed. Look who's got their shit together.
View ArticleSchindizzle: Quit saying "sandy blond." You get one word to describe your...
Schindizzle: Quit saying "sandy blond." You get one word to describe your hair color, asshole.
View ArticleSchindizzle: People who say their eye color is "hazel" or "amber" think...
Schindizzle: People who say their eye color is "hazel" or "amber" think they're pretty fucking special.
View ArticleSchindizzle: I almost tweeted a bad pun about classic toys, but I decided to...
Schindizzle: I almost tweeted a bad pun about classic toys, but I decided to Skip-It.
View Articlethesulk: "Oh, Peeta!" (Lois Griffin watching Hunger Games)
thesulk: "Oh, Peeta!" (Lois Griffin watching Hunger Games)
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